One long, continuous turd purposefully left in the toilet by its former owner as a "trophy shit".
It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.
It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.
KAREN: Wow, that was fast!
WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...
KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?
WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.
KAREN: Whose that?
WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.
KAREN: Oh.
WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!
KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...
KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?
WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.
KAREN: Whose that?
WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.
KAREN: Oh.
WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!
KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
by Jack Bozdog June 25, 2006
Read above post also. The most epic thing ever made. There are multiple types, such as Spark Gap Tesla Coils (SGTC), Solid State Tesla Coils (SSTC), Dual Resonant Solid State Tesla Coils(DRSSTC), Vacuum Tube Tesla Coils (VTTC), and High Frequency Solid State Tesla Coils (HFSSTC) , and much more. All Tesla Coils are transformers. They look like weird, thin, and shiny towers. Their size can vary, from the 3 inch tall desktop models, to the 7 feet tall garage models, to the 200 ft tall Lightning Lab models. I need to explain over couple of posts because there isn't enough space to contain all the awesomeness I am about to explain.
I love Tesla Coils. The longer, taller, and wider they are, the better. The more powerful the Tesla Coil, the better. I love that white stuff coming from that top. The more of it, the better.
I need a constant stream of water on my secondary coil when shining it. I need to put one coat of polyurethane on it, sand it down in the water, poly it again, and sand it down, about 10 times for a nice shine. It gets pretty cold outside so I just take it into the shower with me.
I need a constant stream of water on my secondary coil when shining it. I need to put one coat of polyurethane on it, sand it down in the water, poly it again, and sand it down, about 10 times for a nice shine. It gets pretty cold outside so I just take it into the shower with me.
by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 23, 2011
when taking a very long and arduous poop an extensive piece of poop wraps itself around the center of the toilet, coiling around the hole.
by ping 3 December 17, 2006
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by Keithrat January 26, 2017
A high-voltage transformer used primarily in switching power supplies and controllers for CRTs. It is named after the surprising effect that it has on the human body when you accidentally gets too close to one.
by FartyMcCrablice October 11, 2013