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Vinnie The Snake 

1.) Italian gened nuisance that attaches like a parasite to a certain group of males and then finds a particular singular host to attach to and begins a man crush stage of its lifecycle. It then attaches itself to the nearest female it can find. After attaching to the female, it casts itself away from the group of hosts and begins the Snake phase of its lifecycle, casting out the female after getting some and then curls up and dies before reproducing.

2.)one who would be found jacking off to lingerie models in the sears catalog.

3.) tells other people to not get involved with a girl becuase it is apparently not a good idea, when in reality he just wants the girl for himself

4.) Son Of A Bitch with no ball sack.

5.) Back Stabber
Vinnie the snake once went out with a girl. They broke up. But they were still members of the same band. The girl then got feelings for a Jewish boy (who will be known as Der Juden for the rest of this story) who was also in the band with them. So Der Juden and this girl go out, and Vinnie the snake found out about it, so he told his evil hell beast harlot, singer bitch aunt to not let people in the band date, even though he had already dated a band member. So minuets later Vinnie told said aunt of the girl and Der Juden’s date and Der Juden was immediately kicked out. SO Vinnie is now dubbed Vinnie The Snake.
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throwing the snake 

Doing something unexpected or memorable, especially outside one's comfort zone. This may, but not necessarily, include the actual throwing of snakes.
"Holy shit, I can't believe I threw the snake at that party! That was awesome!"

"The key to happiness is throwing the snake once in a while"
throwing the snake by izokronus September 10, 2011

riding the snake 

someone doing meth for long period of time that has lost weight and thinks he or she can out smart the drug.
Man, me and my buddy have been "riding the snake" hard core and have been up for a few days. Havent slept, eaten, and starting to see the shadow poeple.
riding the snake by Carl Hungis August 28, 2011

Fake the Snake 

To add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
Pubert loved to Fake the Snake to make his lies more convincing.
Fake the Snake by MasterChiefGuy5 November 2, 2017

Jake the Snake 

One of the most notorious kids in all of Cranford. The holder of the Palooza. Supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized penis which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. His garage (where various Snakeapaloozas are held) is named the Snake pit. His only weakness is old neighbors...one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.
"Wow, is that Jake the Snake? What a good looking man...maybe he'll have my children."
Jake the Snake by asdfdf September 4, 2006

Hide the Snake in the Grass 

When a man is having sex with a woman who has a bush.
john went to bed with mary and and played hide the snake in the grass