slapped the monkey

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.

Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!

by Allie222 April 13, 2008

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The Glass Slipper Tradition

Is an ancient custom originating near the Baltic islands. It dates back to time 650 A.D. This customary tradition believes that a charming young lad and suited young damsel are together supposed to go on a sailing journey into the Baltic seas to find a glass slipper which is fitting for the damsels foot. Through the cold, rough seas, and high tides, the couple forge a deep bond. Once the slipper has been found by the suited couple, they return to their village to share their new found treasure and enjoy a celebration with their families. It is indeed a joyous occasion and much festivities are part of this wonderful tradition. Bucket tossing, mule painting and giraffe riding prime events of the tradition. The final toast of the night occurs when the couple drink to their new found joys in the glass slipper they retrieved from the Seas of Baltic.

Ahoy captain, i hear the tides are high. It's okay, anything to uphold the customs of the Glass Slipper Tradition. Anything to drink butterbeer scotch in a glass slipper with my charming young lad.

by damselofbaltics June 22, 2010

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the inverted slippery fish

When two partners are role playing as fish usually in full dress up attire, they perform the move back to back where the male wears a strap-on backwards and has sex with the female in a twerking motion.

I did the inverted slippery fish to Samantha last night at her dad's house

by Fetishsexadvisor August 28, 2018

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Slapped the fuck out yo mouf

What happens when someone is served an open palmed disrespect, often utilizing a tool. Is seen as a deserved act of revenge after a period of humilation.

In that movie Wanted, the main character slapped the fuck out yo mouf when he bashed his cheating best friend with that keyboard. It said, "Fuck You"

by Supa Nigga October 4, 2009

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