Skipping The Office intro

An illegal act in which someone skips the intro to The Office.

Just as illegal as attempting to outpizza the hut

Hugh Mungus: I'm skipping The Office intro.
Chris P. Baykin: I'm calling the police.

by YeetSeat February 15, 2020

Baddest Bitch in the office walk

A style of power walking that was made famous in the series "Aggretsuko".

This power walk is complex and can be extremely strenuous on the lower back as pointed out jn the anime. This style of power walking is said to show furiosity, power and distructive force. It literally is a way to say "im the strongest, fiercest in the room. No man or woman can compete at my level. Bow before me and my greatness"

When women use this men shutter and cringe to the corner while other women jaw drop in awe admiration. Its rather shocking to see many loose will when the wkmen pass with that "smug toughest business careerwoman " look on her face.

"This baddest Bitch in the office walk is murder on my back Washimi"

by Theamazinggeek August 19, 2019

just another day at the office

Used in a situation where you haven't done anything cool or unique, and your day was as boring as ever; but it also can be used in awesome situations, like when your buddy Person 1 sees you parachuting off of the 2nd floor.

TL;DR: Synonymous with "same shit, different day".

Person 1: So, how was your day?
Person 2: Just another day at the office.

Sam: Jesus, they worked you over good. You all right?
Nathan: Just another day at the office.

by Xzaratherg November 19, 2020

Rinse the office

To cleanse one's bottom, using only saliva and tongue.

I paid you $40 to rinse the office. Heres $40 more for a job well done!

by ZaddyMac September 17, 2021

Penguins Run the Office

"Penguins Run the Office" is a term coming from a song seen in OK Play, a mobile application for children. The scene within which this term originates from features the player's character moving around the office that is run by penguins.

(Singer): "We run the office, penguins run the office"
(Normal person): "Please shut up"

by Cookieboy 2005 March 4, 2022

I'm in the Office

If you know this phrase then your probably on the phone with Luigi right now. He seems to use this to deflect the awkward of notion of looking down and seeing his unfortunately small sized man junk. He thinks this this phrase is whimsical and funny. However as fasicious as it may be it is unsanitary to talk on the phone while defacating, and rude to talk to anyone while in the act of pushing feces out of your ass.

Cole: *answers* Hey
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"

by Cole Truman March 25, 2008

Riverdale and the office

the worst shows in the fucking world. if youn watch these you will have kids and they will bully you. you have dry humour and you a gay mf if you watch them

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riverdale and the office

by black enslaver 69 January 28, 2020