Fruit

The ballsack of the plant. I mean the seeds are inside a ballsack right, and if the ovary holds the seeds, and the ovary turns into the fruit, does that make fruit a ballsack.

"I'm a ballsack" said every fruit ever

by Lil. Urban October 18, 2018

fruits

Refers to a male's testicles.

Damn bitch! Get of my fruits!

by FlyingJ December 3, 2004

fruit

anyone or thing that proposes an immidiate pre"dick"ament or is unneccisarily happy and/or homosexual. like when your homie says 'hey i wonder what would happen if i stuck this lunchroom spoon up that dudes ass'

you dude! you're such a fruit!

by not a fruit January 20, 2004

Fruit

Someone who is a tool, douche, fag, loser, weirdo, or freak, etc...

n. What a fruit!
Michael is a fruit.

by olivepip January 9, 2009

fruit

Fruit is best defined with an excerpt from a board game:

This is if you are a gay man....

Or a strawberry.

A. I can't find a single gay guy to hook up with.
B. Why don't you hook up with Cody? He's a fruit.

A. Everybody loves fruit! It has teh vitamin C.

by Yelizaveta January 17, 2009

fruit

An extremly gay man (ex. weiring make-up, giving girls hair tips), or a male hooker.

1.Lookin fruity!
2.You fag, go pick up a fruit!

by isla September 2, 2004

Fruits

A food source that is not eaten or consumed, but is 'taken'. An excellent source of vitamins & nutrition.

The meal is finished. Your host asks 'Do you take fruits?' If you answer in the negative, you will be asked 'You don't take fruits?'

by The Good English Speaking Society October 25, 2004