by Das chillon May 17, 2022
Get the Nathan fergusonmug. An avid reader, good at drawing and good at writing. But most importantly she has won the world's best cousin award for 14 years in a row and she is very good at remembering. Also a very good source for the names of books she has previously read if you need to recommend a book to someone, just give her a call
*ring *ring
"Hello?"
"Hey Sara Ferguson what was that book you were reading again?"
"Oh 'I am Number Four'"
"Hello?"
"Hey Sara Ferguson what was that book you were reading again?"
"Oh 'I am Number Four'"
by katie200331 September 24, 2018
Get the Sara Fergusonmug. Noun. A term of disparagement meaning someone who treats other people poorly or otherwise acts reprehensibly.
The term originally comes from Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy. Norm MacDonald played Burt Reynolds, who changed his name to "Turd Ferguson" on the podium because "it's a funny name."
The term originally comes from Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy. Norm MacDonald played Burt Reynolds, who changed his name to "Turd Ferguson" on the podium because "it's a funny name."
by Anonymous Person Part Deux April 5, 2009
Get the turd fergusonmug. Ex-Defensive tackle for the Eagles and Dallas cowboys. Traded in 07 to the Dolphins. Replaced in Dallas by Tank Johnson. Jason Ferguson's a dynamic player that grows weaker with age.
by The M.T. May 21, 2008
Get the jason fergusonmug. a person who genuinely loves boobs , mainly calls them " tiddies " . always asking , but knowing a careful , kind manner .
person 1 : " did matthew ask you for tiddies too ?
person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "
person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "
by windsheild wipers March 2, 2021
Get the matthew fergusonmug. When one person raises their ass and body straight up (vertical) and spreads their ass cheeks while the other scissors them, in a standing position, and pushes a turd out of their ass and into the others. 😂😂😂🤢
You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.
by JEBSR73 January 17, 2022
Get the Turd Fergusonmug. Chris was jerking off, but needed some extra lube, and his friends bung hole was exceptionally juicy, so he used it and climaxed into a wonderful TURD FERGUSON delight
by turd the furg April 6, 2010
Get the Turd Fergusonmug.