Tanker

Tanker is an amazing person Tanker is kind, loving, caring, and most of all perfect in every way Tanker is the kind of person that can make you smile by just thinking about them Tanker is loved by many people. They try to cheer you up when you are at your low times and they will always take care of you. If you find a Tanker hold on as long as you can you can never find another person like Tanker

Can I have a hug Tanker? I’m having a bad day :(

by Pickynicki November 23, 2021

Tanker

A fat shit that squeezes out of a tight brown asshole.

Sorry mom I can’t get the groceries I am taking a tanker.

by Chicus ricus March 17, 2024

Tanker

A floating mist monster that dive-bombs toward the player dealing massive damage. It also roars out a terrifying screech. present in the video-game Fortnite Save The World.

“Woah! That tanker hits like a truck!”

by 666Satanist666 July 30, 2019

Oil Tanker

When you motor boat the but cheeks

My buddy Trey gave that girl the Oil Tanker

by Stef007 March 30, 2025

Douche Tanker

Worse then a Douche Canoe, and guys who wear Affliction shirts

That guy is worse then a Douche Canoe, he is a Douche tanker!!

by LeanSay August 10, 2009

Tame Tanker

To coax the highest damage to HAAT, by tickling the undercarriage of General Grievous

Riddy tickles Grievous balls to climax he is the Tame Tanker

by Sabre-Nerfbat October 19, 2018

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)

Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.

by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017