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Trump’s Law describes a phenomenon where an individual (typically a public figure) creates a chaotic or problematic situation out of thin air, only to later "solve" it and celebrate the resolution as a massive personal victory. The outcome of the "solution" is almost always objectively worse than the original state before the person intervened.

In short: Creating a fire to take credit for putting it out with a glass of water.
Person A: "Did you see that? He threatened to shut down the entire trade route, caused a massive price spike, then 'negotiated' to keep it open at double the original cost and called it the 'Deal of the Century'."

Person B: "Classic Trump’s Law in action. He’s celebrating a disaster he built himself."
by therachehebler March 12, 2026
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Term used to describe an oral and anal sex act in which one person stimulates the anus (which looks like Donald Trump's lips) of another by using their tongue or lips.
The hottest part of the night was when he performed a Trump's kiss for a solid hour, until I almost fainted from pleasure.
by Artini November 4, 2025
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Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party
"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"
by Myanacondabread April 12, 2017
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"it was a metaphor" Donald Trump
If built though we lose 12 billion in taxes each year from Mexican immigrants alone.
If built would cost around 25 billion dollars.
Waste of time and money and won't pay for itself and won't solve the immigrants way of getting here by planes.
"Hey dude Donald Trump's Wall is going to be huge!" "Yea and so would your taxes my friend"
by bambamdude11 December 8, 2016
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Trump-"I want to build a wall"
Reporter-"would you build a fence"
Trump"I could build a bit of a fence then i will build a wall because it is more formal"
Reporter-"do you despise the Mexicans?"
Trump-"no i just do not want drugs in this beautiful country"
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Wall-A big brick fence
Donald Trump-'I'm Going to call my wall Donald Trump's Wall
by TheMegaDefiner November 15, 2016
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