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tanker sauce

A burger topping, composed of equal parts mayonnaise and barbeque sauce. Popular in Arizona but unknown elsewhere.
"Yeah gimmie extra tanker sauce on tha burger"
by Big Frek November 3, 2018
mugGet the tanker saucemug.

Tame Tanker

To coax the highest damage to HAAT, by tickling the undercarriage of General Grievous
Riddy tickles Grievous balls to climax he is the Tame Tanker
by Sabre-Nerfbat October 19, 2018
mugGet the Tame Tankermug.

top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)
Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.
by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017
mugGet the top tankermug.

slurry tanker

Like a chunder dragon but from your ass. When you have diarrhoea, get down on all 4's and let your shit spread like a slurry tank.
Did you hear about Chloe at the party? She mixed drinks with her drugs and a slurry tanker in front of mark's parents.
by Lizzie killed Dianna November 24, 2017
mugGet the slurry tankermug.

Tanker

An excessively oversized human being that weighs in excess of a metric ton. Requires a police escort when traveling on state highways.
I don't know if Billy can go across that bridge, he's a tanker!
by anonymous September 18, 2018
mugGet the Tankermug.

Tanker

Tanker is an amazing person Tanker is kind, loving, caring, and most of all perfect in every way Tanker is the kind of person that can make you smile by just thinking about them Tanker is loved by many people. They try to cheer you up when you are at your low times and they will always take care of you. If you find a Tanker hold on as long as you can you can never find another person like Tanker
Can I have a hug Tanker? I’m having a bad day :(
by Pickynicki November 23, 2021
mugGet the Tankermug.

dirty tanker

The dirty tanker is the act of taking a fat shit (preferably in log form) into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her
Dude my dick smells like shit from the dirty tanker I have sally last night
by maxxt January 11, 2018
mugGet the dirty tankermug.

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