Tampon

Something that girls jam up their vagina when they get their period. IT can be VERY uncomfortable if inserted incorrectly. If left in long after the max time (8 hours), a life-threatening, possibly fatal infection may sometimes develop. There is a common virginity misconception about this. Only a PENIS (possibly a dildo) can make you lose your virginity.

Shannon! I'm on the rag, I need a tampon!
You'll get TSS, you silly girl!
Oh! Give me a pad. Good we have EDUCATION.

Tampon by HeartsGetBroken May 1, 2010

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A monkey holding a flower while riding on top of a firetruck.

I love watching the tampons in the parade!

tampon by Francheska February 6, 2007

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an obsorbency created to be insurted up a womans vaginal area to obsorb fluid during her menstral cycle.

Tampons are often prefered over pads because they are more confortable.

tampon by dictionarygurl July 20, 2004

Tampon

Yummy lollipops coded with sugar sweets and more!!!!

Mmmm.. yummy can I lick your tampon bro.

Tampon by Teacher man December 11, 2019

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Another term for a lesbian, since they're both always in a girls vagina

Dude Shannon looks like such a tampon, "I know she's always in Melissa's vagina"

Tampon by ren mai zu May 2, 2010

Tampon

Noun.

A tampon is either a clever ginger or vampire with an affinity for himself. At first a tampon will seem like a multidimensional and enticing human being. This is how they lure their victims in. Often the victim of a tampon only realizes that the tampon is indeed just a tampon after they are in too deep. There are 2 main give-aways of a tampon - The paleness and red hair. Their pale bodies are really just a white cotton stick and their "red hair" is really just a pile of bloody uteran lining. Often what we call string they think is something else.

Noun.
Some one who looks like a used tampon, and smells like one as well.
Adj.
Pertaining to being a tampon.

(i.e. That guy was so tampon)

Girl: That ginger boy was such a self absorbed phoney. Gr, it gets to me how he brags about breaking hearts - so young.

Girl 2: Seriously, don't worry, he is just a tampon.

Girl 3: WHAT A TAMPON HEAD!!! he smell so fish fish.

Tampon by cat.eggs.creep. October 21, 2011

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Tampons are used to plug the vaginal area when a girl is having her period to catch the menstrual flow.

Honda's are like tampons. Every bitch has 1.

tampon by jobob May 13, 2005