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One who enjoys long walks on the beach, tends to twerk while intoxicated and has a history of repeatedly pissing in public places when under the influence. Her favorite past times include going batshit crazy (only on Wednesdays), stealing cars (specifically infinities) while under duress, and dry humping the periodic parked car in the local neighborhood with her partners in crime. Her most admirable attribute is the fact that she has no soul. Well, she use to, but a bunch of rude assholes fucking crushed that shit for her a long time ago. But fuck it, who needs emotions anyway?
Amanda: Do you see those drunk chicks flipping out and singing at the top of their lungs across the street in the dark? Wait... is that one chick humping that car??

Hears the words yelled, "DRIP DRY!!!!"

Jeni: Why, of course! There's nothing wrong with them. They're just pulling a Talia!
Talia by M0T0RM0UTH September 13, 2014
Talia is a white girl that ruins friendship groups.
Oh my god,talia ruined another friendship group.
Talia by Ibhoajjsjjsksksk November 14, 2019
Talia I hate her she’s a slut
She's soooo cute, she makes me soooooo happy. I loveeeeeee her she's so pretty i love her i love you talia i love you talia you're so cute you mean the world to me, you are the prettiest most lovable girl i have ever met ♥
OH MY GOSH DID YOU SEE TALIAS NEW ALBUM?!??! THAT SHIT WAS A W!!!
Talia by CONNOR LOves Talia April 25, 2022
A really cool/annoying girl. They are that girl who just hangs out with the popular girls to get info. Your own personal spy.
Talia is so annoying!
Talia is really cool!

That girl is so Talia she's like our own personal spy!
Talia by MesusLovesTRose March 23, 2017
Talia is the most stupid ass annoying clingy bitch you will ever meet. However, she is the one in the world who you will love the most no matter how much of a dumbass she is.
Person #1: hey I heard your dating Talia?

Person #2: yeah I am! she is such a loser, but if you touch her I will kill you.
Talia by sadd._.hourss October 3, 2020