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receiver of swollen goods

A gentleman who enjoys taking one up the Gary Glitter (shiter)
Look at that bloke over there in the tight white tee shirt he's definitly a receiver of swollen goods
by Vanian August 15, 2012
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swollen hatchet wound

another term for a female vagina
by Twisted February 27, 2003
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Swollen Turkey Neck

The inflamed itchy bumps on males balls, often resemble a turkey neck.
Wife: Why are your hands in your pants?

Husband: I have a swollen Turkey Neck. Now get off my back.
by Web7433 September 16, 2010
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Swollen Makeout Face

Swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. Redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the "Makeout Rash."
Heather, I can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. I know this because you have swollen makeout face

Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.
by Bajunga Judge September 7, 2007
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swollen balloon knot

The end result of excessive anal penetration.
Johnny's swollen balloon knot caused him to walk like a pigeon!!!
by Catepillar Kubota June 3, 2007
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Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS)

An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.
After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).
by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008
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swollen nip, condom rip

the rhyme that my retarded friend hern and me made up as young-lings. we then thought it was so clever that our parents needed to hear. then we "preformed" our phrase and were lectured for 2.5 hours.
"swollen nip, condom rip"
-6.5 year old me and hern
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 6, 2019
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