satchel

*A slang term referring to the scrotum (AKA : male testicles).

*A slang term referring to a bag of marijuana.

*A type of case used by military personnel, often equipped onto their clothes; satchels are used for storing certain items & equipment.

"He kicked me in the satchel!! >.< "

"Hey man...got the satchel man? Heheheheh...."

"In Splinter Cell, you should always check an enemy body for satchels."

by Dave July 6, 2004

Dick Satchel

A synonym for ones scrotum, the pouch of skin containing the testes.

"Dude.. that's it.. you're getting punched in the dick satchel."

by UnivrslRemonstar October 1, 2011

satchel mouth

Very chatty, a person who talks A Lot, someone who never stops talking.

It can never be quiet around Anna with her satchel mouth.

by orario May 31, 2016

Gash Satchel

1. An annoying person

2. A bag for keeping the female genitalia in.

1. Sarah Jessica Parker is such a gash satchel

2. Sarah Jessica Parker is carrying a Gucci gash satchel

by zertrudetrouting June 10, 2009

satchell

best person ever, duh

aye look, there's satchell

by drizztdummum November 5, 2018

Satcheled

1.When the whole community knows a man is packing more potatoes than meat.

2. fully clothed teabagging

1. After the lamest 3 minutes of her life it was obvious "Mr. Stud" was satcheled.

2. You know your in the wrong "gentlemen's club" when the doorman informs you they draw the line at being satcheled.

by assjacker253 August 5, 2009

Statchel

Back side of scrotum/bingus area.

Mind the Statchel.

by Andy Dick Oldschool May 3, 2010