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Stay at Home Mommy

White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.
I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.
by plaidfinger February 1, 2022
mugGet the Stay at Home Mommymug.

stay home to the mickey

by sareta September 21, 2017
mugGet the stay home to the mickeymug.

stay at home trainee

Stay at home trainee usally a female that is in middle or high school that is trained by thier mother tinned a future stay at home wife. They usually look for the kids with the most money to be thier boyfriends and later in husbands. Stay at home trainees usally wear yoga pants to attract a mate and uggs and a simply southern shirt. They also play in band just in case of they are getting a divorce and are getting kicked out of the house. Sometimes they can be spotted with the popular kids group. Thier main goal is to have a wealthy husband,Mercedes SUV, Louis Vuitton handbag,etc. They also have large breasts and big bootys
Man Allison is such a stay at home trainee I wish I was her!
by Honda_Otaku November 30, 2016
mugGet the stay at home traineemug.

stay at home defence

A player who shows consistent lack of skill/talent/ability. You place these players as far away as possible from scoring opportunities. They show some ability in that they can skate and hit. Coaches will often tell them it's because they are needed back to protect the net.
Oh, I don't score because I'm stay at home defence
by stayathomedefence March 24, 2017
mugGet the stay at home defencemug.

stay at home whit

A woman who is to be taken care of and provided for so that she does not have to work!
by Jazzaroo January 5, 2015
mugGet the stay at home whitmug.

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