Spice Girls 

Possibly the crappest band ever, their songs sucked, only one of them could sing, the rest of them just shouted at the screen in the tackiest music videos ever, and ultimately one of the most mind numbingly awful films ever. Posh Spice, who has gone on to have the most fame, ironically does bugger all, she is kept to the background and given minimal screen time in their earlier videos and has the least lines in the film. At their peak, I hated them and found their popularity unfathomable, and now I rejoice that they have dwindled into an embarrasing memory.

"My god, didnt the spice girls suck!"

Spice Girls by IFUCKINHATETHESPICEGIRLS May 25, 2005

spice girls 

The ultimate display of what marketing and image can do. No matter how lame your music is, you can still become multi-millionaires after two easy years of mimes, songs written by someone else, and constant publicity stunts.

Props to the spice girls, they ruined the music industry but are so fuckin' rich...

spice girls by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

Spice Girls 

5 talentless marketing gimps whose pathetic attempts to 'sing' had to be tweaked up to the eyeballs to MAKE them sound in tune. Made their millions by being marketed to such an extent it even enabled them to squeeze every last penny of pocket-money out of small children who bought their completely shite, and now worthless, merchandise.

Hey Spice Girls, where's your Girl Power now?
Posh: Chain-smoking twig who's desperately clinging to her cheating husband, dropped by record company
Sporty: No marriage, no kids, dropped by record company
Baby: Pregnant to on/off boyfriend, dropped by record company
Scary: 2 kids by 2 men (paternity case due), dropped by record company
Ginger: Kid by fella she dumped, dropped by record company
Never mind, you've still go all that money from all those little kids that believed in you.......

Spice Girls by clairem April 11, 2007

blank space girl

if someone says “i relate to the blank space girl”run. shes insane. red flags are waving 🚩🚩🚩

“i relate to the blank space girl” she said. and he ran.

blank space girl by taylor swift is my bestie April 21, 2022

spice girls 

a group of untalented people who have no style, no class and no hope!

look at them lot hanging round that phone box again, trying to smash the window, bet thats fun (YAWN!) who do they think they are the spice girls? and look wasnt they wearing thoseclothes the last time we saw them breaking that window, and the time before, and the time before, oh and the time before that!?!

spice girls by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

happy spice girls ride 

this is when you go to england and get a hot girlfriend. then you get all of her fat friends and force them to give you deep throat while you watch german she male porn. its called trhe happy spice girls ride because if you wanna be her lover u gotta get WITH her friends.

i did a happy happy spice girls ride with your mom and her lesbian friends because my porn tape broke i had no money and i wated some pimpen head from fat bitches.

happy spice girls ride by jonnay boy October 25, 2007

space girl 

A term for a particularly overweight or obese girl, she's so fat that you can see her from space.

'Klara is such a space girl. Did you just see her walk past?'

'No, but I sure felt the ground rumble'

space girl by Cornelia October 2, 2007