spheroidivitus

Spheroidivitus covers a range of facial injuries including a split lip or broken nose caused directly or indirectly while playing basketball.

Symptoms include hideous swelling, purple mottled discoloration, nasty headaches and a new found respect for how hard a person's head or elbow can be when it connects with your lip, nose, cheek or other favorite facial feature.

Treatments include RICE -- rest, ice, compression and elevation -- along with anti-inflammatories such as Ibuprofen or Naproxen. There is anecdotal evidence alcohol helps thin the blood and reduce swelling, but this is considered apocryphal and may be related to another temporary disease known as "beer goggles".

Mike took a forehead to his lip and would up with a severe case of spheroidivitus.

by SirMx June 20, 2011

Shiroids

A mental and physical disorder which results in uncontolable urges to make strange noises, stomach patting, hand flapping, lack of filter, and an unawareness that you are engaging in any of these behaviors. May range on the scale as mild to severe. May be contagious.

Faryn ShiroidsA

by Boat driver July 5, 2012

Steroids

The way Paul Bunyan became the greatest lumberjack who every lived.

"Mmm Mmm!" Love me some steroids.

by Chumster907 April 23, 2019

Steroids

Proof that bulls have more balls than humans. The people making the point that bullfighting is not a real sport know what they're talking about.

The guys busted for steroids said they were bull lovers, not bull fighters.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

spherioso

Destruction of Earth for all Eternity by Comet.

Spherioso.

by Yahweh27 December 7, 2020

sheroid

guy who dates isa

bro is that isas boyfriend

yeah thats sheroid nigga

by jedon adums April 8, 2022

conspiracy spherist

Anyone who still think we live on a ball despist the fact that J R Tolan has taken pictures of mountains over 500 miles away ImpossiBALL

Neil Tyson DeGrasse says that the Earth is pear-shaped he is a conspiracy Spherist

by Nice111 June 29, 2019