Guatemalan Soup Kitchen

1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala

2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey

3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.

1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.

2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!

3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.

by Ady Marlow July 5, 2010

Turkish soup kitchen

The act of having one person in the middle of a circle of people, while everyone in the circle simultaneously has diarrhea all over the person in the middle.

After overhearing that Kyle was going to a soup kitchen, she decided to tag along. She was placed in the middle, and the Turkish soup kitchen began.

by Perpetual Expert May 6, 2013

Chicago Soup Kitchen

When a man farts simultaneously to ejaculating into his partner's mouth.

Boy, I felt bad for Susan after her boyfriend gave her a chicago soup kitchen a few nights ago. She's giving him a hummer one second, then she's puking right afterward!

by Lawrence K. March 18, 2011

kitchen soup

When a bunch of hobos have an orgy in a car.

"Hey, you wanna join in on the kitchen soup happening down the street?"

by Giggity giggity, giggity goo January 21, 2017

Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.

Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!

by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025

Arkansas Soup Kitchen

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.

Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.

by Dan and them December 24, 2024

Soup Kitchen

Describes the state of having to engage in an urgent bowel movement where the fecal matter is soupy in consistency. Due to the velocity at which the material exits the anus, it usually leaves a sloppy mess around the bowl and underneath the toilet seat (backsplatter).

Damn man, after the wife’s chili last night I had to open up the soup kitchen first thing this morning. It was horrific.

by Assmaster74 January 10, 2022