Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008
Get the smashed pasty mug.when your having anal sex and your partner starts deficating on your dick. You pull out and run to the bathroom to wash it off and you run into the closed door and smash your dick smearing the poop all over the door making it look like a smashed burrito.
Boss: "Good morning John, how was your night?"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
John: "OH man, you wouldn't believe it. Last nite me and my wife were having butt sex and I ended up getting a smashed burrito"
Boss: "Sorry, John. Times are tough"
by KayDeeAre August 7, 2009
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Bloke 1: That girl is hot.
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007
Get the smashed crab mug.When two people correlate in the act of such mind blowing bangin, head tramatizing, nasty, unadultrated, unfiltered, sloppy, OMFG, raw, just plain stupid dumb, like never before, all day, not even answering mama's phone calls, insane, hellacious, probably have a child from, rediculous, if this is wrong then I don't want to be right, we're going to hell for this, type of sex
by Dontreal December 8, 2009
Get the Smashed all Crazy mug.by Anonymous July 28, 2003
Get the smashed spider mug.v. (state of being) When a person has played Super Smash Bros. entirely too much, and can no longer stand the game.
It is not uncommon for a person who is "smashed out" to feel nauseous or enraged when in the same room as people playing Super Smash Bros.
It is not uncommon for a person who is "smashed out" to feel nauseous or enraged when in the same room as people playing Super Smash Bros.
"No, seriously guys, I'm smashed out. Turn that off, lets watch some TV."
"Dude, if you keep playing now you're going to be smashed out later tonight when we have nothing else to do."
"Dude, if you keep playing now you're going to be smashed out later tonight when we have nothing else to do."
by University Inn April 24, 2008
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