Simple Plan 

A terrible pop-punk band that wants to be Nirvana by singing pseudo-depressed pop songs to ten-year-olds. They dye their hair black and feed the "Punk-Poser" and "I'm-so-goth" groups.

The reason we have all these annoying posers and such is because of the disgraceful music that escapes the walnut-sized brains and oversized mouths of annoying bands like Simple Plan.

Simple Plan by Lord Of The Xenophiles April 5, 2005

Simple Plan 

Quite possibly the BIGGEST poseurs in Hollywood. They whine about how their life sucks and they hate everyone. Then, 13 year old tennyboppers listen to their music and decide they can't take the 'stress' anymore and commit suicide.

Teenybopper: *listens to Simple Plan*
Oh my gaaaaawd. I hate my liiiiiiiiife. I can relate to these guys sooooo much because nobody listens to me and everyone hates meeeeeeeee.
*slits wrists*
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....

Simple Plan by Dookie May 13, 2005

simple plan 

A band fronted by a guy called Pierre Bouvier.

He is currently planning to release another beyond awful album and is the son of the devil.

Hey guys did you buy the new Simple Plan album that's about fake depression and annoying voices mixed with cheesy guitar sounds?

simple plan by the anti-danish guy May 16, 2006

simple plan 

5 guys from Montreal, Quebec, Canada in a so-so band.
Their lyrics suck, the singer can't sing, but they are still loved by millions of 12 year olds.

I guess they relate to their " I hate my parents" whiny stuff.

Bob: Hey Dude, what CD d'you buy?
Little girl: Um, Still not getting any, the new Simple Plan cd
Bob: ...
Little girl: Bob? Where are you? *sobs*

simple plan by -Niz- October 4, 2005

simple plan 

in my world, they are the most whining bastards i have ever heard of them. they couldn't sing to save their lives. and what's really sad is that their fans are obsessed over the band members and how hot they are, instead of their actually music. get over yourselves! they have theirt own lives and you have your own!
meanwhile...
their songs are soooo whiny and Pierre (who many girls fantasize living their lives with- and are mainly preteens) can't make any songs if he tried his hardest neither can Chuck or anyone else in the band. they just might as well hire a songwriter

-Man, did you hear that one, new Simple Plan song? About how life was unfair?
-Sorry, I didn't catch that. I was too busy waxing my own butt and my dog's

simple plan by Taelor August 31, 2008

Simple Plan 

A "rock/punk" (so theyre called...) band from Canada who hav nothing better to do than whinge and whine about their lives. Their lives are probably a hell of a lot better than lots of other peoples, being millionares and everything, but they whine anyway..

Immm sorrry I cannnt be peeerrrfeccct (Damn straight!)
Welcome to my life! (No thanks!)
Just shuddup, shuddup, shuddup, dont wanna hear you.. (I dont want to hear YOU, Simple Plan!)

Simple Plan by SimplePlanHater March 1, 2005

simple plan 

Whiny boy band who label themselves "punk". WTF? The Red Hot Chili Peppers are more "punk" than them, and RHCP aren't even punk! Geez!

And all my friends rekon the lead singers hot! Grossout! Axl Rose looks like a Calvin Klien model next to him!

80's Metal/heavy metal beats simple plan's ass!

simple plan by Tayla August 14, 2004