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Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.
Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.
by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013
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sometimer

Fake people who pretend to like you when in reality they hate you and will use you for what you can do for them.
they are cool with you some times, some times they are not
Look at that sometimer over there- He asked me for a ride to the club last week but now he acts like he doesnt know me.
by Ced F. February 13, 2005
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sametime

An instant message service used in conjunction with Lotus Notes; The only thing to keep you sane during the long hours at EY.
I got the most inappropriate sametime from the Grek yesterday.
by EYer July 27, 2007
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Sometimes puppies are brown

From comedian Louis C.K. Initially referred to inane, inconsequential comments made by children which have no impact on the world or life. Can be applied to any pointless comment made by someone of any age.
"Daddy, I have to tell you something, you have to stop what you are doing and listen!" Kneeling down, "Yes honey?" "Daddy, sometimes puppies are brown."
by slushiesybil74 November 12, 2009
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Sometimes

1. Never
2. At no time in the past or future; on no occasion; not ever
Razi sometimes has good ideas.
by eenbean41 August 2, 2012
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Sometimers

Forgetting things SOMEtimes rather than all of the time, referring to the disease Alzheimers (ALLzheimers).
Gunther: Remember that time we ate lasagna?
John: No...I can't recall, but I DO remember the time we ate waffles!
Gunther: Yikes, you've got a bad case of sometimers.
by A-VID November 15, 2007
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sometimes edger

N.

A person who doesn't fully understand what Straight Edge is and says that they are Edge "sometimes", just because they think it will make them cool.
Person 1: "I'm straightedge but I sometimes do drugs."

Person 2: "You're such a sometimes edger."
by The Muffin Man 69 April 21, 2009
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