The seatbelt alarm thing in vehicles (especially older Toyotas (2015 sienna especially) that tries to control your life.
by Julerobb01 July 24, 2021
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We tried the “Dagestani Seatbelt”; he clung on like a sweaty seatbelt while I rode him hard.
Doing the “Dagestani Seatbelt” had her gripping me tight as I pounded away like a jackhammer.
Doing the “Dagestani Seatbelt” had her gripping me tight as I pounded away like a jackhammer.
by AngelMiami14 May 28, 2024
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That’s a seatbelt situation in action.
- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"
A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."
- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.
That’s a seatbelt situation in action.
- Q: "Why do you keep a flashlight on every floor?"
A: "It’s a seatbelt situation. One time the power went out while I was in the basement — I tripped three times trying to find the one upstairs."
- Most people only learn what a seatbelt situation is the hard way.
I’d rather not wait for the lesson.
by mechanicalsheep August 6, 2025
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But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt
But more specifically, one sits on the other’s lap in a chair, both facing each other. The one on top places one arm on the arm rest of the chair, holding on, and places the other arm on a wall, therefore acting like a seatbelt
by KittyTheBitty June 7, 2024
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Person 1: "I gave her an Italian seatbelt last night."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."
Person 2: "What did she do?"
Person 1: "She punched me in the dick."
by pxrkourhackers December 28, 2015
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