Scandinavian turd burner

A sexual stunt where a man lights his ass hairs on fire and attempts to cum before the fire reaches his butthole.

Did you hear Evan tried to pull a Scandinavian turd burner last night? Poor guy needs to carry an ice pack on his ass all day now

by scandiachick1234 November 5, 2009

Scandinavian Meat Missile

The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.

"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"

"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"

Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight

by Dr. Scrotum DDS November 4, 2009

sangina

A sympathetic soul for Sanjaya, the American Idol constestant that has a highly improbable chance of winning the competition.

Look, Brittney, I know you like his looks; but the guy doesn't sing well and will never win. Don't be such a sangina.

by Hobo2 April 18, 2007

Scandinavian gas mask

The act of putting a poop cover penis and balls on someone's face.

I gave him a Scandinavian gas mask it was great!

by Fuckysweetart August 11, 2013

Scandinavian Cement Mixer

The Scandinavian Cement Mixer is a very specialized form of gay sex, similar to docking. It involves two men, normally one significantly older with a large foreskin, and a sheet of poly film.

The two men stand facing each other naked on the sheet of poly, looking into each others eyes, but never smiling. It is important not to smile as per the third rule of sex, "its not gay if you don't smile". The older man then pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other man penis to achieve the dock. Each man then firmly grips the others penis and in a rhythmic stroking fashion they masturbate each other.
After each man ejaculates into the pocket created by the older mans foreskin they continue the stroking motion, thus simulating mixing the "cement" ejaculate. It is important to maintain synchronized hand motion to prevent breaking the seal of the foreskin and getting "cement" in your eye.

Once both men are content with their experience the older man must carefully remove his foreskin from the other mans penis, and releasing the "cement" ejaculate on the poly sheet.
Folding the poly up and disposing of it makes for easy clean up.

Down in Mexico a old man showed me how to preform a Scandinavian Cement Mixer, and I have been dying to try it again.

by RioW August 15, 2014

Scandinavian Sober

A term for lifestyle where individual is consuming less alcohol but not abstaining from it completely.

“I can have a glass of wine but that’s it for the night, I’m Scandinavian Sober.”

“I’ll skip the shots, I’m Scandi Sober!”

by ZenManOfficial March 11, 2021

Scandinavian spray tan

A fetish originating from the Viking era whereby one is voluntarily subjected to a reindeer bukkake. Norse mythology suggests that the act of undergoing a Scandinavian spray tan improved warriors’ fertility rates after returning from long and exhausting battles. Sadly the art of taming reindeer in such fashion has been lost in modern times and fetishists have resorted to undergo such procedures by males dressed up in reindeer outfits instead, with mixed fertility success being reported.

Customer: Good morning, could I book Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph for a Scandinavian spray tan please?

Operator: Most certainly, which date and time did you have in mind?

by dashfox883 July 17, 2021