Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
by Benfea October 16, 2006
Get the Schultz's Law of Conservation of Uglinessmug. Indisputably the best teacher ever.
by Pleb Pleb June 8, 2022
Get the Mrs Schultzmug. Hey bro, where the hell is Dave? I thought he was coming too. Man.... did you just see him drive the other way? Yeah, I was going that way before we stopped here to eat. I thought he just took a wrong turn. He just finished the work I started. I guess he pulled a Dirty Schultz on us.
by A-8.5 November 3, 2010
Get the Dirty Schultzmug. Damnnn do you see that dump on that bitch over there ?
yeah bro shit should be illegal to drive man , that’s 100% brooklyn schultz
yeah bro shit should be illegal to drive man , that’s 100% brooklyn schultz
by BIG DICK BIT September 26, 2021
Get the Brooklyn Schultzmug. by iorutipo5un0g February 9, 2018
Get the blaze schultzmug. by KahnJeremy May 11, 2022
Get the San Diego Schultzemug. He's getting a Herman Schultz, The act of a woman vigorously fingering a males butthole while simultaneously jerking him off.
by Fatjesus789 November 21, 2025
Get the Herman Schultzmug.