Scallops

an impossibly handsome individual and he is naturally a chick magnet. he has an absoloutely collosal, gigantic, intellectual, throbbing, electrical brain that is so good at being smart that he is actually considered smart. you may seem confused as per what i just said but thats because their inteligence levels are unmatched for everyone else, including myself

Wow, Mary-Sue is pretty scallops, don't you think?

by Scallops November 9, 2021

Pants Scallop

A camel toe that is hidden around sea level

My Pants Scallop burns but at least its hidden

by Magelmonster September 23, 2021

potato scallop

slices of potato mixed with cream and topped with cheese before being baked in an oven. Often confused with potato cakes by uneducated New South Welshmen and South Australians.

Potato Scallops are great with Roast Pork.

by Yazza33 April 13, 2017

Scallop-fucker

Someone who idolizes JDM (Japanese domestic market) cars and believes them to be the pinnacle of performance, even in there unmodified form. These people are generally very argumentative about the performance of these cars and are usually under the impression that they are the fastest cars on the road. These people usually believe this because of the dominant performance of these cars in movies, shows, and games like fast and furious, initial D, and need for speed.

Joseph is such a scallop-fucker
People who idolize JDM cars are scallop-fuckers

by SaltyTomato1 November 29, 2023