Dutch Sauna

When your girlfriend is taking a shower, you run in and quietly take a shit in the same bathroom as her. Without flushing, exit the bathroom as quietly as possible. By the end of her shower the entire bathroom will be saturated in your ass stink.

My girlfriend farted on me the other day so I Dutch Sauna'ed her in return, take that ya smelly bitch!

by Doctor Balls McGee August 20, 2010

Swedish Sauna

The Swedish Sauna is somewhat like the Dutch Oven, but instead of farting when in bed with another person, you fart while showering with another person. It generally smells worse, despite being watered down. It is also much more unforgivable than the Dutch Oven.

Last night, I gave my boyfriend a Dutch Oven, and this morning he avenged it with a Swedish Sauna.

by FartConnoisseur May 6, 2011

Seattle Sauna

Pissing on a fire to put it out. Common in the Pacific Northwest where people burn hella fires to keep warm and drink tons of microbrews to chill.

Tim cooked up a Seattle Sauna at 3 am last night, I don't think he saw Julie lying next to the fire.

by doogiehowzit December 30, 2009

Log Sauna

The act of taking a shit in the same bathroom where another person is enjoying a nice hot steamy shower.

My girlfriend was taking too long to shower, and I had to shit, so I snuck in and gave her a log sauna.

by Burg and Ode August 14, 2008

Brown Sauna

To release gas from the anus, so that the air becomes very warm, and moist (like a sauna), but brown from the source.

I ate so much taco bell today, my room is a brown sauna.

by Rensta April 29, 2008

cleveland sauna

A cleveland sauna (much like the cleveland steamer) is a way to get revenge or end a relationship. The cleveland sauna involves shitting in a bed next to the victim. Then the covers are pulled over the person (and the shit). As you head towards the exit, you need to crank up the room temperature. This will give off the sauna effect when left a whole night.

Side note: The victim needs to be shitfaced in order to pull of the cleveland sauna.

Rodney was being an ass after the bar crawl last night, so I left him a cleveland sauna.

by The.McShnibbler October 5, 2017

Oklahoma sauna

Having a beer in the shower.

After my shit day at work I had an Oklahoma Sauna

by Thecfhobbit December 12, 2019