stir the tanks

Performing a routine action with no expected ill effects that inadvertently causes ill effects due to compounding or unforeseen factors. A reference to the Apollo 13 mission when ground controllers asked Jack Swigert to "stir the tanks" which caused an explosion.

My turn to deploy? Dammit, guess I'll 'stir the tanks'.

by htpk February 25, 2016

bowl stir

An object used to stir the bowl of a weed pipe to get the green nugs at the bottom when its almost cashed

stir the bowl its almost cashed

by chris balboa January 05, 2005

Stirring the paint

The act of making love to a woman during that "special time" of the month.

That girl I copped off with last night, turned out she was up on blocks. Still, spot of stirring the paint never did anyone any harm. Knob looked like something off a butcher's slab afterwards, mind!

by eXOBeX February 19, 2011

stir shit

To stir shit means to address some issue which will metaphorically smell less if you leave it alone. (There has to be an issue there to begin with.)

You had to mention that, didn't you. You just had to stir shit!

by gakuxest September 11, 2008

Chode Stir

The act of stiring someones alcoholic drink with their penis.

(At a party)

Zebadiah: Dude Code Red I can't find any stir sticks for my Jack with Coke.

Allen: Don't worry Bro I have a solution give me the drink

Zebadiah: Dude your a life saver

Allen:(pulls down his pants Zeb gives his thumps up and Allen jams his penis into the drink pulling a Chode Stir )

by Bum Killa 101 April 16, 2009

stir-fry

An eastern food, usu. comprised of noodles, meat and vegetables.

Damn that was some good stir-fry!

by SterFry April 30, 2003

Stirring the paint

Have sex with a girl on her period.

Bloke 1: Dude, that skank I was nailing last night was on her jam rag!

Bloke 2: Stirring the paint, that's rank man.

by Cunto McGee October 05, 2011