Butternut squash

A sexual act where penis is inserted into her vagina while simultaneously inserting your nut sack into her butthole
“My girlfriend went vegetarian so instead of giving her meat, I gave her the butternut squash”

“Bro my girl loves this new thing called the butternut squash!”

“Girl you need to eat more vegetables! Have you ever tried the butternut squash?”
by SkinnyMJ August 13, 2019
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Squash that noise

To advise someone to stop doing "stop moaning" or "stop chatting sh1t"
Example 1.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm going out on the pull tonight so likely I'll be back with some hot totty

Dude 2: Dude, squash that noise, you're always on about it but you never pull cus you're a duche

Example 2. - At the pub

Dude 1: Boy's I'm strapped for cash cus my Mrs left me and took everything

Dude 2: Squash that noise, you know I've got your back, drinks on me dude
by The Specialist-age June 24, 2011
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Strahm-squashed

IN BRIEF: Crushed, for real -- or for-real squashed, crushed squashed, smashed squashed.
NOTE: Strahm-squashed refers to Special Agent Peter Strahm getting squashed to death by the coverging walls at the end of Saw V as Hoffman safely looks on in the glass box (Strahm thought he trapped him in), which lowers into the floor for safety as the walls in the room begin to close, making Strahm trapped, as a result, mangly squashing him to death.

Unfortunately, Strahm failed to hear out the whole tape when when the tape told him to get in the glass box to save his life, causing Strahm to ignore the rule, as a result, making him fail the test, causing his fate. To tell you the truth, he was death-trapped anyway, whether it was the glass box or the converging walls.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 5, 2010
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Hot Squash

When a man tucks his penis in between a girls bum cheeks when spooning, to warm himself up.
"Roll over love, I fancy a hot squash"
by S Kendray February 3, 2013
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Beijing Squash

What you are about to be. (Predictive of a fight.) When someone is about to fight and they are predicting a fight.
Dave, "Ever heard of a Beijing Squash??"
Clint, "No??"
Dave, "You fittin' to be one."
by Bejing Squash February 6, 2015
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squashed frog

The art of taking your knob and balls out and pressing them against a glass door or window for all on the other side of the glass to see. Works best either completely naked or at least with no pants.
I decided to show the girls a 'squashed frog' on the weekend while they were having a cocktail party. They were less than impressed.
by Break the Cycle March 21, 2007
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Squashed tomato

When a person has had hardcore sexual intercouse with a ranga, and the ranga is left out of it, and can't move for a while.
I had a squashed tomato last night, she couldn't move for hours.
by Sexbombbomb November 22, 2011
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