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Splicing (Fiber Optics)

U have 2 fiber end. Put them in machine. Machine says beep. Now you got no fiber ends and a neckbeard who can stream lotr in 4k.
Splicing (Fiber Optics), for example "Today I spliced 96 Fibers in a roadside cabinet."
by dj_ordje March 29, 2021
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PP-SPLICE

When you take a knife in a fit of rage and slice directly down the middle shaft of your penis like chopping a tree vertically. Horny sap and blood drips out all over as you regret your mistake!

Can also refer to having a dream of having your tummy/dick be level with a road and a massive obese basement dwelling coomer with f169 truck coming and running over your dick with his over-sized wheels. Your dick flattens into the road and becomes part of the pavement like a dead toad dried out like a leaf
John: Oh fuck I just did the PP-SPLICE!

Thomas: can I have the left side of it
John: yeah sure
Thomas: *eating the left side of his dick which chopped off*
John: WHAT THE FUCK
THOMAS: I LOVE THE TASTE OF YOUR LEFTERN COCK MUAHHAHAA CUMMY BLOODY FUCKJG SOUPYSOUPERSSSS….
by Laglog December 1, 2024
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Splicing

Two men at the bar decided to hook up and began by splicing, one man opens up his foreskin revealing the head of the penis and the other guy then opens his foreskin to cover the head of the first guy then the first guy then covers the second guys foreskin with his own.
by FORTYSTINER July 29, 2025
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I Splice No Backs I

I Splice No Backs I
I Splice No Backs I
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025
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Splice

The act of chopping up someones genitals like a sausage and grilling it, proceeding to put it in replace of a hot dog. It can also be ground up to be served as a hamburger.
Hey Robert! Let's go splice Ronan! I feel like my knife could chop up his stubby chode easily. Make sure to char grill it once you've cut it.
by madw2 April 9, 2024
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