spick shower

To bathe in cheap cologne to avoid actually showering to cover your stench from manual labor.

Damn bro I can smell that dude from over here. WTF did he do take a spick shower in old spice.

by Spank bank July 29, 2022

spick stick

The slobbery remains of a popsicle's inner skeleton when devoured by a man or woman of hispanic descent. The stick is often made of wood and is scribed with a joke which is usually nauseating in its humor.

Dude, rodney's spick stick says "You're mother's a whore, but she makes a good end table."

by Danhogan May 26, 2008