shit faced

A rare disease which causes people to spew shit out of their mouth when they find something funny

John: Hey, did you hear about Simon?
Peter: No, what happened?
John: Someone told him a joke and now he's shit faced

by ballbag connelly February 22, 2009

shit faced

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.

Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

shit faced

this is when you drink too much and it lookes like ur fucked up

dam im shit faced i gotta get some coffee

by luv myself October 8, 2006

Shit Face Sally

When someone is being a total ignorant little prick, and they bother the shit out of you.

Cameron, shut the fuck up you shit face sally. You're pissing me off.

by bryan03 December 29, 2016

shit faced grin

When someone is shit face drunk and has a mischievous grin

See also: shit faced

Shawn has that shit faced grin again

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

fucken shit face

Announcing that someone looks retardedly ugly

Beth is a fucken shit face. GOSH!!! EWWW!

by YourMom:] January 12, 2010

shit faced dog

when a dog shits on the floor and eats it and then you have to help it by calling that asshole a vet.

shit faced dog "My dog ate all the shit cakes now i have to get a vet"

by InfernoMoon December 28, 2017