Clubbin' baby seals

When a middle aged man has a one night stand with a much younger female.

Hey Steve, how was your weekend? "It was great, me and my buddy went clubbin' baby seals on Friday night, then we went golfing Saturday morning."

by OpulentCorpse September 19, 2009

hunting baby seals

verb: the act of going to nightclubs, or clubbing

Yo, I don't hafta work tomorrow -- let's go hunt some baby seals downtown.

by Marc January 3, 2004

clubbing baby seals

The proper response when someone asks what you are doing while taking a particularly unpleasant dump. In other words, nothing good.

Greg: What are you doing?

Ros: RAAAAH! Stand back man, I'm clubbing baby seals in here!

by JRos10 April 1, 2008

Kelsey Seals

The most amazing big sister EVERRR!! <3 so anyone tht dont love her wit all yur heart GO FUCK A COW YOU HOOEEEE!!!

i love kelsey seals!

by Ashley567123469696 May 17, 2011

Sgt Seals

A Poseidon SCP breach high-ranked User on Gmod that is sometimes a dick for some reason.

Sgt seals Has a very small penis

by Chubba Fett April 23, 2018

clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

If the seals still

Is an idiom referring to an odd method of doing something that is still effective

It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe

Edmund: Why are you putting mayo in your wine glasses?

Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains

Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still

by WilliamRobbotom January 14, 2024