Rutgers Expos

Gayest most bullshit class at rutgers. You connect topics that don't relate to anything. More than 10% do not pass the class. Fuck penis pussy fart. the teachers play mind games with you because college writing is so fuckin cool!! its like balls pussy fart

Gupta: Hey i love life
John: I dont because rutgers expos is gay
Gupta: yea fuck rutgers writing program
John: yea i have a tutor cause im dumb

by Soul Schwartz October 21, 2010

Tyson Ritter

The very talented lead singer/bassist of the All American Rejects. His voice could quite possibly crush a million hearts simultaneously. Yes, that amazing.

Full name: Tyson Jay Ritter
Birth date: April 24, 1984
Birth place: Stillwater, Oklahoma

If it was possible, I would marry Tyon Ritter's voice.

Have you seen Tyson Ritter's eyes? *faints*

by oberservealways December 13, 2009

John Ritter

an actor who played Jack Tripper on Threes Company

rest in peace john

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

Rutgered

When you pass of work to and unwilling party because of some shitty excuse that you blew out of proportion.

Stethem got rutgered into driving to Chicago today in -20 degrees because Ernsburger’s wife might have a baby in a month.

by Marth madness January 30, 2019

Tex Ritter

Name of famous 1930's singing cowboy now rhyming slang for "shitter"

I bet she takes it up the Tex Ritter

by The Big M June 2, 2006

Mark Rutte

The longest serving prime minister of the Netherlands and the leader of the centre-right party VVD. He is known for riding his bicycle to work, his endless optimistic appearances and incidental selective memory on cabinet meetings. The fact that occasional scandals surrounding the administrations he presided never seem to stick to him, earned him the nickname 'Teflon Mark.' A famous quote from him is "I have no active memory of that", when he was questioned by parliament about a leaked document in which his interim-administration planned to promote away a critical member of parliament. Rutte is unmarried with no kids, and is known to live a sober and simple personal life. He teaches social studies for one day in the week at a secondary school, plays the piano in his free time, and is a fervent enthusiast of the Swedish car brand Saab.

Friend 1: "wow that was an intense party last night!"
Friend 2: "haha yeah, we drank so much!"
Friend 1: "do you remember telling us that you sell personalized Mark Rutte fanfic to weird Unilever employees to pay off your student debt?"

Friend 2: "I have no active memory of that"

by u/CSVWV September 27, 2022

rutgersfest

A yearly gathering of RU students and friends to celebrate the end of the school year. Drinking is a definite. Eating is a plus. After consumption of beer and food, bands in a lineup of mixed genres perform. It doesn't end there, unofficially, Rutgersfest continues on frat row and extends throughout campuses at house parties, dorms, bars, and restaurants.

"Who do you think is playing at rutgersfest?"
"Idk, they'll announce it at the silent rave(formally free hot dog day)"

by Nesmunoz April 17, 2009