most of the time yellow, can be any color overall with different patterns and textures.
made of either plastic or hard rubber
also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)
it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
made of either plastic or hard rubber
also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)
it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.
guy 1: rubber ducky
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa
by jsavy June 29, 2024

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by Thebomb3795 April 20, 2018

You acquire a woman (presumably after giving birth), you hang her upside down by the legs. After that, you nut in her, then you take a pressure washer (at least 250 psi), and fill her womb up. Once it is filled, you place a rubber ducky on top, thus, a Caledonia Rubber Ducky.
Woman 1: “Did you see the news!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
Woman 2: “Yeah, my 7th grade English teacher gave a homeless woman a Caledonia Rubber Ducky!!!”
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