Ronald Mcdonald

Warrior from McDonalds, sent to protect the recipe of the Big Mac from the evil food chains of the world. He died to save the recipe and will rise on April 20th, 2069. Hail Ronald.

Hallelujah! Praise pur Lord and Savior, Ronald McDonald!

by Noob_Master_69 May 26, 2019

Ronald Mcdonald

To eat a girl out during her period.

Yo dawg ma girl was dripping red, so i Ronald Mcdonald her our with some fries.

by Dwagzor May 27, 2016

ronald mcdonald

the act of eating out a female when on the rag, usually ending in a bloody mess

i shined my headlights on my friend and caught him 'red handed' ronald mcdonalding some bitch

by sandi shit the pants June 10, 2009

ronald mcdonald

After receiving an Angry Pirate, the female drops her panties, whips out her bloody tampon and slaps two red eyebrows on her unsuspecting suitor.

Fred couldn't wash the ronald mcdonald brows off his face, though he tried and tried.

by nellie1273 January 12, 2008

Ronald McDonald surprise

When Ronald McDonald, himself, jumps out from your butt hole and gives you a wet willie. He sometimes sings a tune or two!

Hey i went to Mcdonalds and got a Ronald Mcdonald Surprise with out cheese!

by Chris Mc. May 22, 2006

Ronald McDonald Jizz

Your basic every day ketchup.

Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.

by FunnyMexican June 6, 2010

Ronald McDonald Trump

A bigger clown than any other from any circus in history, Ronald McDonald Trump is a huge(pronounced youuge by his truly)racist, misogynist, lying, pussy grabbing, stupid faced, tax evading, wall building, alternative facting oompah loompah looking douche!! A bar set too high for any aspiring future clowns, unless of course you want to be funny and make people happy, than just drop the Trump and be Ronald McDonald!

What do Ronald McDonald Trump, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin and Bin Laden have in common.... EVERYTHING!!!

by Shitonmytits February 4, 2017