Rolex

A watch company, founded in 1905 in the UK. Typically more than 4,000 dollars (due to the rare, expensive materials used to make them).

To be honest, they're real shitty. Rolex watches are for rich and famous fuckwits who have a fistful of money and nothing to give. They're for showing off.

Some rich guys: Hey, like my watch?
Some random guy: Yeah! What brand?
Rich guy: Rolex.
Random guy: kill yourself

by Buttered Quayle January 26, 2019

Rolex

Some nigga named after a watch lol, he funny though, and cute, and sexy😩lord I just wanna suck his—- wait we getting too off topic, uhh uhh shit.

Fuck me Rolex, FUCK ME PLEASE

by lol idk leave me alone November 22, 2021

Rolex

A piece of attire for people who think of themselves as sexy goose when really they are just three eared catipillars

The boy had sex with his ROLEX on

by LB_Good0072 November 03, 2019

Rolex

Something of beauty and high quality or an expression one might make if they really like something. Derived from the watch brand name Rolex, as the watches made by Rolex are very high quality and nice.

That’s a rolex of a painting! These are rolex sand castles. I made a rolex clay sculpture today. That is one rolex of a car!

by Camniki November 12, 2022

Rolexing

Luxurious relaxing

I am Rolexing right now with my Rolex!!

by rcwaghmare June 16, 2024

redneck rolex

Yeti cooler; the ultimate status symbol for the rural hook and bullet crowd. often seen strapped to the back of a side by side or residing in the bed of a diesel pick up truck. Costs more than a trip to whole foods or a Canada Goose coat. Fill it with coors light and you have more ladies than a rapper with a rolex.

Darryl was rolling coal all over and prius and the bed of his truck had a redneck rolex filled with silver bullets. He is getting laid tonight!

by white pine April 06, 2024

Coal Rolex

A diesel vehicle that goes against the stereotype of a big, dirty, polluting work truck, also known as a Coal Roller.

"Wow, Dylan, that Golf TDI is nice!"
"Yeah, it's a real Coal Rolex, isn't it?"

by Iamvaccinated May 27, 2022