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Rocky Road Head

It is when you are driving on a bumpy road while a girl with braces gives you a blowjob from the back seat and when you hit a big bump the braces tear your foreskin.
Guy 1: “my dick really hurts man.”
Guy 2: “I didn’t need to know that dude.”
Guy 1: “yeah I was getting some rocky road head.”
Guy 2: “eww, shut the fuck up I don’t want to hear this!”
by HelplessButter October 29, 2019
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Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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road head in the hurse

head in the car but wit a twist when a girl grabs you by the nipple so hard you cum in her mouth watery goodness
“Damn shortyyy you made my nipple turn white” road head in the hurse
by big daddy cum sauxe November 19, 2020
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National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

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Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022
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Road Head Thursday

Sorry boss I can’t come in today. It’s Road Head Thursday”.
by benandjerrychunkexcavator January 13, 2022
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Road head day

June 7th is National Road Head Day 🍆💦

Show a man your appreciation in the best way possible.
Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s June 7th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤
by Bigtiddies210 June 3, 2022
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Rocky Road Head

To give head whilst driving on a rocky road.
"Yo she gave me rocky road head, and we almost drove off the mountain."
by aycomidaenlacasa December 15, 2021
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