Ritas

When you and a friend have sex with two different girls in the same bed. With each other’s backs touching

Joe and Ronny got super drunk and pulled a ritas on these chicks last night

by Duckingsick June 3, 2018

rita

short/slang for retard.

"look at that guy where one pant leg up and one down.. what a rita!!"

"Dude, you're such a rita sometimes"

by Andreaaaaaah!! June 26, 2008

rita

a ugly dork who loves food

ew rita is so gross

by evilpotatolover65467 February 18, 2019

rita

very sarcastic

rita is sarcastic

by qjhehshakakalzslall May 18, 2020

rita

A doll who does somersaults and gets sacrificed by a gerald boucher.

"Whoa, did you just see that gerald boucher burn his doll Rita's forehead with a fuckin ciggarette?!"

by finance December 14, 2008

BOHICA RITA

A military extension of the original "Bend Over, Here It Comes Again". RITA meaning "Right In The Ass".

Reaction to a last minute tasking at the end of the day. "Bohica Rita"

by BossDog May 25, 2006

rita

Rita is usually the bitchiest most toxic person ever. she is mean and annoying and always tells you your annoying. all you do when you're with her is watch tik tok because her lazy ass doesn't wanna get up. her head is usually too far up her ass to be nice and she is the most annoying person ever.

Rita is a bitch

by zgmk March 25, 2020