Rhode Islander

They have annoying accents and are notorious for pronouncing H's when they shouldn't proounced (wHat? wHere? cool wHip).

They are HORRIBLE drivers! They always cut you off, then go extremely slow. They practically stop before turning and roll into a street.

They will all travel on the highway doing the same speed limit (at about 50 MPH) so no one can pass them.

They like to talk alot and don't know when to shut up.

They will drift into another lane without realizing it and take a sharp turn back into their lane.
Damn Rhode Islander! The RIGHT lane is the slow lane, not the LEFT!
by spekled December 21, 2010
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rhode island

The state that came out Massachusetts butt hole and the result was Rhode island. A Boring state, with a bunch of corrupt politicians like Buddy cianci( Typical Italian from Rhode island who gives Italians around the country bad names). The capital is Providence, which is a complete dump, the only attraction are the water fires and one good school. The nightlife is very bad, alot of clubs are ghetto and full of Rhode island garbage, only a few decent ones. The state with the highest percentage of Italian descendents of poor peasants from Sicily and southern parts of Italy. Also referred as the ocean state or crap state. full of stupid ghetto kids and lots of ugly girls. Wishes it was as good as Massachusetts
Rhode island sucks, looks like dog poop, horse poop, cat poop
by damaaaaaaaaan October 26, 2006
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A very small state full of bigoted people who hate everyone outside their own ethnic group and have a superiority complex for no good reason. Lots of gold chains and ricer cars for men. Lots of makeup and big hair on women. Very ghetto.
Wanna see some real ghetto action? Check out the greasy guys up in North Providence, Rhode Island. It'd be a trailer park if they had the land for it.
by w00tgirl April 19, 2006
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rhode island

the crapper, the shit hole, and the asscrack between mass and connecticut. he city shuts down at 8pm, the clubs close at 1:30 on the weekends. a bunch of colleges...theres JWU, Brown, RISD, URI, CCRI, roger williams, salve regina, stupid PC...and bunch of others i know i am forgetting...there's shit to do in this place, also it is overrun by stupid high schoolers that all look and dress the same...
god rhode island sucks...a day in rhode island is a day wasted...
by Simone May 07, 2005
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rhode island

little tiny state that everyone forgets about
Who the hell knows anything about Rhode Island?
by 0000 October 16, 2003
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Rhode Island is the perfect example of wasted United States territory. People forget about Rhode Island because they CHOOSE to, although memories of this shithole are tough to forget. It is the only state that could possibly make partying at colleges depressing. In fact, it is likely that you will drive home shitfaced at 6 in the morning rather then sleeping anywhere in the state. Any person who likes living in this state is likely to be a skinny spoiled rich kid pussy who is to gay to realize how much better any other state is.
The U.S. would be better off if Rhode Island could in fact become an island and detach itself from the rest of this great country.
by RI Superfan September 14, 2005
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Rhode Island Rainbow

The act of receiving a Diet Coke enema and carefully inserting Mentos into the anus right after the sugary butt chug. It is very important the participant bends over to produce an arch (or rainbow) of shit/Diet Coke as the fountain of carbonation rockets out of their anus.
The stripper at the gentleman's club did a Rhode Island Rainbow during her routine. It was so hot.
by Giggling_santa May 20, 2020
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