The experience many men feel immediately after ejaculation, most often during sexual intercourse but sometimes during masturbation, signaling that the particular sexual act wasn't worth their time and/or the person they have just hooked up with is unattractive or just not that sexually exciting.
After fucking the Titty Mongrel, Doug experienced an overwhelming sense of nut remorse, wishing he had rubbed one out instead.
by Fast Bobby February 24, 2009
Get the Nut Remorsemug. It is what happens when you're a poor 25 yr old working in the publishing industry and you have a few bucks to spare and you go out and buy $200 Prada sunglasses and return them a week later because you realize you should really be spending it "practical" things.
I had buyers remorse because I bought a pair of $200 sunglasses and returned them a week later, because I really should have paid my rent that month.
by s28 June 29, 2006
Get the buyers remorsemug. The feeling of remorse and contrition the morning after you tooled home in your death-mobile after you clearly had too much to drink.
by Flex44 October 31, 2010
Get the Driver's Remorsemug. The feeling you get after an activity that, no matter how wrong it felt, was still really, really fun.
by mikeo6209 May 12, 2011
Get the Joyful Remorsemug. When you bid on something on eBay and automatically regret it. Due to this regret you wish to retract your bid, but eBay rules don't allow this. You are left with a feeling of remorse hoping that someone will outbid you.
Sarah: Man, I just bid on a new phone on eBay.
Matt: That's exciting. Do you think you will win?
Sarah: I hope not, I have a bad case of bidder's remorse.
Matt: That's exciting. Do you think you will win?
Sarah: I hope not, I have a bad case of bidder's remorse.
by lady tati April 10, 2011
Get the Bidder's Remorsemug. When you have the BEST SEX ever with a person you don't care for, or, about. Your guilty conscience makes you physicaly ill and you can not go to work. You call off work ill with the "Orgasmic Remorse" excuse...it's the new "food poisoning" of excuses.
by hilda50 December 14, 2013
Get the orgasmic remorsemug. Anxiety experienced by a male to female cross dresser when it's time to remove the tape used to tuck their genitals back to avoid a man bulge in their dress or yoga pants.
Dan loved nothing more than being Danielle on the weekends. At least everything about it but the Tucker's Remorse.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015
Get the Tucker's Remorsemug.