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by GeoffreyCharlestheThird June 11, 2017
Get the quantum penismug. (Active noun) When a person reaches a point of crazy that it cannot be fathomed how many dimensions the crazy extends.
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by GaiaDesiree December 29, 2014
Get the Quantum Crazymug. A rare form of fellatio in which the performer becomes so enthralled by the act, that all sense of time and place are lost, and a trance like state is attained.
Guy 1: Dude, I got the best Quantum BJ last night.
Guy2: Oh yea?
Guy 1: Yea man, she totally spaced out to like another dimension or something she was so into it. When she snapped out of it, she forgot her name and where she was for a minute.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy2: Oh yea?
Guy 1: Yea man, she totally spaced out to like another dimension or something she was so into it. When she snapped out of it, she forgot her name and where she was for a minute.
Guy 2: Nice!
by Southern_Gent September 10, 2013
Get the Quantum BJmug. the act of drinking far too much in the early hours in the morning , falling asleep and then waking up and thinking you have missed a entire day of your life.
Rich - I drank far too much whisky this 9.00 am this morning , what day is it ?
phil - It's still Saturday
Rich - No way i must of Quantum Slept.
phil - It's still Saturday
Rich - No way i must of Quantum Slept.
by teleshift January 19, 2011
Get the Quantum Slept.mug. A fail that, when examined extremely closely, fails in a very different and surprising way to the one expected.
Reflects the strange behaviour of subatomic particles when observed.
Reflects the strange behaviour of subatomic particles when observed.
The contract seemed reasonable, but when I examined the small print I realised it was a QUANTUM FAIL.
by LFDD April 5, 2010
Get the Quantum failmug. The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.
Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.
...Quantum Sleep...
After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.
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...Quantum Sleep...
After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.
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by Baniroquai Rewo November 21, 2010
Get the Quantum Sleepmug. 1 Sexual interaction by means of e-mail, IM or text messaging.
2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.
2 The person with whom you have virtual sex.
My Quantum Fuck is incredibly hot. Last night he quantum fucked me so well I lost the ability to type for a few minutes.
by Petunia Farmer January 19, 2009
Get the quantum fuckmug.