pushing the ejector button

That fantasy of relief that everyone has had when trapped listening to someone who drones on and on about something they do not want to hear.

So we’re driving along on Highway 1, headed northward on a most beautiful stretch of the California coastline, and the next thing I know, I’m pushing the ejector button!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 28, 2019

pushing the dutch button

1. Masturbating

2. The act of fucking off.

1. Me and Anthony are gunna take turns pushing the dutch button, Dad.

2. Hey man, Push the Dutch Button.

Why don't you push the dutch button, jackass.

by Jen Warker May 23, 2006

Booger Pushing

Intercourse via the nostril, committed by a man with a man or woman.

You could tell she was into booger pushing because of the way her nostrils flared when she flirted.

by Boogerfan December 13, 2012

Pushing the cork out of the bottle

The first time a divorced woman has sexual intercourse post marriage.

She wasted little time before pushing the cork out of the bottle.

by Chickthree52 April 18, 2018

Talentless Button-Pushing Thundercunts

Daft Punk

"Daft Punk are talentless button-pushing thundercunts"

by Kitchen appliance January 28, 2014

Blob pushing

sex

Primarily with the overweight but can be used as a descriptor for sex with other undesirable groups of people

I did some blob pushing with the fat girl from the office

by Seymour Cramp July 31, 2019