Daily address read in public schools. Instated by Congress. Later, Congress adds "under God" to the Pledge. Somehow fundamentalist Christians believe Congress passing a law respecting an establishment of religion doesn't violate the whole "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" thing.
America was founded on God and not freedom. If you disagree, I invite you to move out of our great theocracy.
by The Eyes of Texas March 15, 2005
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“I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes and is ruled by the views of the Christian god and where human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody.”
“I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes and is ruled by the views of the Christian god and where human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody.”
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The purest most addictive artificial smell in the history of humankind.
As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.
Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
As its aroma ventures into your unworthy nostrils, it plants the seeds of ecstasy and euphoria into the womb of your mind.
Its child is the harbinger of sex for the nose.
Q: Oh my fucking god what is that orgasmic smell?
A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
A: That would be the scent of Lemon Pledge wafting towards your unworthy vicinity.
by Twisted Magnum August 28, 2009
Get the Lemon Pledge mug.A chant made by the hell of school called St. Agnes which was forced to be said after each Pledge of Alliance. It is unrightfully forced upon students to stand up and raise their right hand. They then later used this as punishment to be implicated as a future rememberance. It is illegal. It must be stopped. It has scarred the minds of all students who have ever went there and it has been unrightfully branded into our minds forever.
Girl 1: “Do you remember when we went to St. Agnes?”
Girl 2: “Yeah! Remember they made us say the peacebuilder pledge every goddamn day!”
Girl 1: “Did Sr. Joan die yet?”
Girl 2: “Not yet. Rip.”
Girl 2: “Yeah! Remember they made us say the peacebuilder pledge every goddamn day!”
Girl 1: “Did Sr. Joan die yet?”
Girl 2: “Not yet. Rip.”
by Wildcherry04 December 31, 2018
Get the the peacebuilder pledge mug.I pledge allegiance to the pharmaceuticals that make my life so grand. And to the liquor which makes me fall. Many drugs under glow lights for which I dance. With pleasure and debauchery for all! Ahmen
Before leaving the rave all my friends and I take the Raver's Pledge to solidify our mayhem mission for the night.
by banana republic 4 October 17, 2010
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2)a cocksucker
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1)when Mike's mom asked him why he was walking funny, she realized that nothing needed to be said since he was in fact a pledge.
2)I cant tell if Hugh Grant is a pledge or just British.
2)I cant tell if Hugh Grant is a pledge or just British.
by John Shafer April 14, 2004
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