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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 28, 2017
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Platform Wuh

bay area rapid transit's fucking way of saying one/1
Nine car Antioch Train Now Boarding Platform wuh
by Columbux January 2, 2020
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Platform Cycle

When a meme is posted and becomes popular, there is a sudden surge of this kind of meme across the more populated areas of the web.

Stage 1 of the surge is the start: often memes will start on Twitter, Instagram, and Reddit. Twitter and Reddit often have their own meme surges within them after a meme is made, largely unaffected by the discussions on other platforms. Instagram memes can move between Reddit and Twitter, but rarely are built on in Instagram itself.

Stage 2 is the true beginning of the meme's journey: it is saved and posted to many other places online, often including Tumblr and iFunny, the worst places for the meme to be picked up, however they are crucial in the growth of the meme, spreading to the lowest points of the internet.

Stage 3 can often start in the middle of stage 2: it is used in chat rooms and apps like Discord and Teamspeak. This boosts the growth of the meme to astronomic levels, as the meme is now used in a personal creative way or spread to large amounts of people through a lot of small groups.

Stage 4 is the end of the road: after a specified amount of time (depending on how funny or well-used the meme was) the meme dies. It moves onto the afterlife by being posted to Facebook, or being reviewed by PewDiePie. On FB, the meme is laughed at by the elderly, and soon after becomes completely irrelevant and overshadowed by the next big meme.

It must be noted that 4chan is secretly in every stage.
Harambe has reached Facebook, thus completing the social media Platform Cycle. Harambe is officially a dead meme.
by reallifeworddefinitions February 24, 2020
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Platform whore

An individual whom innocuously, and unremittingly uses any opportunity to extend their social media platform. Particularly when their social media persona and real-life personalities are not the same.
Based of the social media you’d think he/she was a whole different person....I guess that’s a platform whore for ya.
by Master analyzer May 6, 2020
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Under the platform

When someone is at a train station with the intention of committing suicide.
I was under the platform yesterday
by Jdw6122 November 25, 2023
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Platform pooze

A position of privilege wherein ones faeces and urine is placed above the heads of those living nearby as per Train station elevated platform toilet blocks.
"Anybody can float a platform poos over there house, it's free!"
Platform pooze
by Abbott December 3, 2022
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Platform

Oh? Is this one not as big and, therefore, not as good? Figures...
Hym "Oh is this not a real platform? Oh well! I guess I'll hop on tik tok and see if I can dance so good they make me a Fire Emblem character. Oh wait! I already am that. Is that what you all want? Does the literally anime character that lives on urban dictionary not have enough reach for you? Because I see how Denzel Washington and Ricky Gervais are always quoting those super famous tik tokers all the time so I think what I should do is hop on a REAL platform because that way I'll be a legitimate guy."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2023
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