pinocchio's closet

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.

1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

by horseonabicycle August 17, 2009

Blackhawk Pilot

The Nickleback of helicopter pilots.

Blackhawk pilots are the Nickleback of helicopter pilots.

by SuudoPseudonyn August 13, 2018

Reverse Pinocchio

Sex move when you cum while in her genitals. When she asks, you blatantly lie and act as if nothing happened, yet your penis begins to shrink.

Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"

Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!

Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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by Menarche September 8, 2019

Hillbilly Palm Pilot

(noun) The palm of one's hand, as used for jotting down notes, lists and/or things to remember.

Sarah Palin couldn't remember her core principle's during a pre-screened and scripted Q & A session, so she scribbled them on her hillbilly palm pilot.

by ImHungry4Biscuits February 8, 2010

Pilot Jones

A significant other and/or fuck buddy who is also a drug dealer.

She got you high then she took you home? Looks like you got a pilot jones.

by BigBlackBear February 19, 2013

rug pilot

An Arab. So-called because, stereotypically speaking, they ride around on rugs like ALaddin. Probably the funniest racist term ever coined.

Aladdin ain't shit, he's just a damn rug pilot

by Eazy E May 7, 2003

pino vingo

Fat chimp; also known as the walking chode

That pino vingo is such a chimp

by GCast July 2, 2014