Bro I have a lil nigga penis
by Eat_ass_for_god November 27, 2020
Guacamole Nigga Penis is one of the many retarded phrases used by the idiot children that reside in Glenridge Middle School. Guacamole Nigga Penis can only be said by those with the n-word pass.
Ardani: Guacamole Nigga Penis!
Thick Zane: Ardani please you haven't said anything but "Guacamole Nigga Penis" for the past two days. We're worried about you!
Thick Zane: Ardani please you haven't said anything but "Guacamole Nigga Penis" for the past two days. We're worried about you!
by That Scifi Nerd April 11, 2019
The word you use when you waste your time on making this retarded ass definition. Most commonly used by Martin Luther King Jr, this is also used when your wife/ friend is over appreciated
by Your mother joesph January 29, 2020
when a big black guy has a gigantic huge mega rainbow colored dick that destroys any other penis and asshole in its path. It can turn any female into a male by flipping the vagina inside out and turning it into a dick. it is commonly used by anti gay politicians to stick up there urethra.
by ๐LORDKENTRELL๐ November 16, 2021
my mom: COME DOWN DINNERS READY!
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: ๐จ๐ถ๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐บ ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ช๐ด ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ด๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ต
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: ๐จ๐ถ๐ข๐ค๐ข๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฏ๐บ ๐ฏ๐ช๐จ๐จ๐ข ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ช๐ด ๐ญ๐ข๐ถ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ณ๐บ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ด๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ต
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?
by Godly superior epic gaymer May 02, 2019
by witans February 09, 2024
when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.
Darius: "Man... fuck my life."
Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"
Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."
Percy: "Oof bro..."
Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"
Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."
Percy: "Oof bro..."
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 15, 2025