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A girl who is very strong, smart, beautiful, amazing. If you meet a Payton she will not let you down. She is super duper duper funny and every time you talk to her you will most likely pee your pants. Payton is a fearless and terrific girl! She is super attractive in all the boys like her and many girls are jealous of her and wish they could be her. You are the luckiest person if you have a friend who's named Payton.
Payton is so strong!

I was talking to Payton, and almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard!
by Adal March 28, 2019
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this is the epitome of not wearing protection during hardcore kinky shit... Might be gay
Parent: hi MISTAKE how was your day?

Payton: i´m not GAY
by BigDicksForKids November 5, 2019
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A guy that has really long fingers. Looks so much like Adam Sandler its scary. Is very jewish.
Did you see that new Payton Movie
You mean Adam Sandler
No Payton
by Paul Harveyy January 8, 2017
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Lemme suck yo dick😉
My # is 969-420-Sikeyouthought
by Payton👅 June 17, 2018
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The most amazing person you will ever meet, eyeliner always on fleek. She looks awesome all the time. A badass thug who doesn't take shit from anyone. Great at bowling, entergetic AF. Also loves coffee.
Payton shoved me to the ground for coffee.

Man just called Payton a bitch and she said 'thank you'
by Baes4days March 4, 2017
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She can think highly of herself and her friends and is true in every way. She doesn't think about anything outside of her circle or consequenses. Payton stays true to her friends is really hyper and flexible. She will do whatever she wants and isn't shy about it. She isn't pety. She might think to highly of herself. Payton needs to remember, not everyone loves her. She should be okay with that.
Payton: *makes offensive joke for attention*

Payton: Of course I'm your best friend!

Also Payton: I'm sorry u a loser lol
by Reelbeech January 7, 2018
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A REALLY sexy blue eyed boy that always wears hats. Once you give him that 1st joint hes gonna want more to smoke.. Paytons are always stoners, athletics or the asshole you don't want at your party. Sometimes their funny and no matter what he is attractive
Colleen: Is that the new payton at our school?
Julie: Yeah he's a sexy but a total stoner

OR

Parker: Who is wearing jersey #42? He just got us 3 touchdowns!
Gage: That's payton.
by Hisbabyyy420 June 15, 2010
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