Gadsden Purchase

Gadsden Purchase
A deviant sexual act, in the tradition of the donkey punch and the Cleveland steamer, named after the purchase of a portion of what is now Arizona from Mexico in 1853.
The sexual act proceeds thusly:
1. Go to Tijuana, or some such lawless Mexican border town with plenty of brothels and prostitution.
2. Find a Mexican prostitute, and promise her lots of money for standard doggy-style sex.
3. Just as you 'finish,' roll up the money you owe her and stick it in her cornhole.
4. Congratulate yourself on symbolically continuing the American tradition of unabashedly fucking over the rest of the world.

- I was bored one night, so I drove across the border to El Paso and gave a hooker named Rosalita the old "Gadsden Purchase."

- I stuck the money in her butt, but she's Brazilian, so it's not a genuine "Gadsden Purchase."

by JackSpade December 28, 2005

lousiana purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

Mrs. Purchase

Another man's woman that you want to fuck or are fucking.

Damn baby you can be my Mrs. Purchase.

See that girl over there? That's my new Mrs. Purchase

by junkyard5dawg October 8, 2017

Louisiana purchase

A term used when you purchase, acquire or collect a large amount of items.

"You won't believe this louisiana purchase I just got!"

by [HotPocket] October 24, 2018

Lousiana Purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

Louisiana Purchase

When a man enters his balls into a woman's vagina, one ball at a time and switching ball sides until orgasm. Can take a long time to do.

Last night, me and Mona made a Louisiana purchase!

by EddieVentura July 28, 2016

Lousiana Purchase

A giant female ass

Her ass is such a Lousiana Purchase.

by Fuck2013 January 13, 2021