A poob is when someone is taking a dump and that person'
s pubes get attached to the feces. It'll then feel as if someone gave you a Brazilian waxing onto your anus. Achieving a poob would usually be done by
fishing your poop out of the
toilet and then shaving your pubic hair and sticking them onto your feces (
People are highly recommended to wear gloves as well as to fish their poop into a plastic bag. This is to avoid diseases caused by fecal matter). Once this is done, the person will then take a picture of this and post it on their social media account.
You: Hey, what's up with the gloves and the hair trimmer?
Friend: Oh nothing, just trying to
make a poob.
You: What the
fuck is a poob?
Friend: Look on my twitter account
and then you'll see.