A degusting nut that is eaten by old people. For some odd reason this nut is used in many different types of foods such as, ice cream, milk, candy, baked goods, bread, anything you can think of. There are even pistachio flavored gummie worms (who in the world is eating that garbage)
by Definitely a Certified Surgeon April 4, 2023
Get the Pistachiomug. 
by LeakyJoint February 26, 2025
Get the Pistachiomug. Gimme some pistachio and figgy pudding
by 9898en June 2, 2021
Get the Pistachiomug. if you eat this you're insane.
go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.
go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.
by anonymous May 24, 2021
Get the Pistachio Ice creammug. Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!
by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023
Get the Alyssa Pistachiomug. pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.
pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"
by frickhorses September 2, 2014
Get the pistachio joemug.