PAF

Post Anal-sex Fart

Male version of a queef.

Dude, last night he PAF'd all over me. It was gross!

My PAFing was out of control after he drove my ass last night.

by The Cum Queen February 9, 2010

PAF

Pain in the Ass Fee

I added a 10% PAF to that customer's invoice as a charge for their annoying behavior.

by Pangaea360 September 2, 2016

PAF

Presidential As Fuck.

Trump's desire to bring back the automotive industry by relaxing EPA regulations is #PAF

by Onarga January 24, 2017

PAFS

People are fucking stupid- Used in a context where one sees some stupid shit and truly doesn't know what to say

Jake- "Holy shit, did you see those people in Florida who weren't wearing any masks?"
Kyle- "Yeah, Pafs bro"

by ChuckECheetos September 3, 2020

PAFS

Acrynom for Pussy Ass Faggit Shit. Can be used to describe a person (you are such a PAFS) or to describe a situation (that is PAFS).

Tom: I think I'm going to get a big mac meal with a diet coke.

Kevin: Dude, that is some PAFS

Tom: You're right, I'll get a regular coke.

by sick weapon August 23, 2011

PAF

Pussy Ass Faggot

THESE PAF's have turned football into a sissy sport with all these new rules for player protection.

by anonymous October 16, 2022

Paf

Pretentious art fiddler.

Pretentious artist craving attention/money/recognition for something otherwise insignificant.

-A pretentious artist whom believes that they deserve praise for making a piece of artwork/content/song, no matter how basic and copy pasted their style or idea is, be it anything from a basic stickman or some manga dude in a head lock.
They often feel the need to promote themselves in public areas, forums or in other ways feel relevant.

Example from Facebook: Yeah, 'try me'. Try me to stop me from dragging your non- crediting soul to the underworld were reposters who don't link to the source belongs. I drew this, don't be disrespectful.

Normal person: Don't be such a paf, might as well just repost and meme it without giving you the attention you crave.

by Zahkrosis June 4, 2021